Chris Outtersides aka "Mr Movember"

Hobbies: Include belly button lint collecting, swing dancing, macrame and watching grass grow

Turn ons: Buck teeth

Turn offs: Bagpipe players

The perfect date: Begins with an in depth discussion of belly button lint, followed by a vigorous round of swing dancing. The evening should end with more gentle activities including macrame and watching the grass grow.




PS: this phony bio will remain until this perpetrator submits his real bio!